can someone who NEVER watched gravity falls try to explain this the best they can
lil bitch smoked so much weed that his soul escaped from his body and with his conscience gone his physical body is free to fulfill the deep dark fetish of pouring flesh-orange smoothie ALL OVER HIS FUCKING FACE.
Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men’s store, a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good hot black coffee.
Also elitist and classist and ableist. What if they have a kindle instead, or they prefer reading online articles and studies? What if they have other hobbies and pursuits they enjoy besides reading? What if reading gives them a headache or stresses them out due to impaired vision or dyslexia? What if they don’t feel like shelling out their money to contribute to the mass deforestation that publications entail?
I’m so over bookishness being treated like it’s the most interesting and worthwhile trait of a human being.
Especially if you’re just fucking? Why would you be reading during intercourse anyway? Who says just because you go home with someone that you’re going to fuck? It looks like they’re sharing a nice meal in this comic, there are an infinite number of things two people can do together besides read or have sex.
for example: laugh at piece of shit comics like this